Category: Health & Medical
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Hot Steve
"I spent my stimulus (and my husband's, for that matter) on 3 months with my personal trainer. He is very stimulating."
April, 34, Legal secretary
Largo, FL -
"I bought some fun. I hate most people, mainly the people on this website. "
Alex, 32
Philadelphia, PA -
What time is it? Tooth-hurty.
"Wisdom teeth. I get to pay someone to inflict pain on me just because I have funny teeth. Oh well. But thanks, Dubya, your money is covering the 20% of the bill that my dental plan doesn't. The rest of the money is going towards a pimped out blender that's going to keep me from starving after the procedure."
Amy C.
San Francisco, CA -
The Future of Shaving!
"I bought a Merkur Futur safety razor with stand, soap bowl, Colonel Conk soap, and stinky badger brush. I will save money over the next few decades by using this razor. safety razor blades cost 15 to 30 cents apiece, as opposed to 3 bucks per Mach 3 blade. Plus I get closer shaves, AND my bathroom sink looks like that of an old man!!"
Fred, 26, Insurance agent
Port Charlotte, FL -
Irony Baby
"Thank you government, i bought me a nice fat sack of Herbage, it may be illegal, but you paid for it America, does that make you an accomplice? "
Michael, 30, IT
Minneapolis, Minnesota -
I Wanna Go, I Wanna Go, I Wanna Go - HOT ROCKIN'!
"I treated myself to tickets and a signing for my favorite band, Judas Priest. ...And I am also paying my dentist for a bill I owed from 2 years ago Thanks Uncle Sam! Now I can be "Living After Midnight" this summer! "
Heather, 25, Regulatory Affairs
Lyndhurst, NJ -
No More Cavities
"I've wanted a Sonicare for awhile now. I guess the extra money made me feel a better about spending $100 on a toothbrush. I've only had it for a day, but I love it."
Ben Goldberg, Waiter
San Diego, CA -
Sight For Sore Eyes
"I went to the eye doctor yesterday. I spent over $200 on the exam, and new glasses. But I had to do it. "
Ilona, 28, Musician
Queens, NY -
A Pill A Day...
"Prescription drugs aren't getting any cheaper. Thanks, stimulus. "
Bill and Jackie Nopar, 83, Retired
Phoenix, AZ
