Category: Weird
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Taking The Next Step In My Geekdom
"With my stimulus package I bought a Star Wars Stormtrooper armor costume kit to wear, to display, and to do charity work with the 501st Legion. Best $600+ dollars I ever spent."
James, 28, IT Administrator
Joliet, IL -
Thanks for the Bail G.W.
"I used my $600 to bail myself out of prison, along with $6900 more."
Nick, 28, Welder
Ephrata, PA -
Diamonds = Forever
"I stimulated my local economy by getting this permanent bling! These were done by Lenny at Spike-o-Matic tattoos, and will keep me feeling like a baller even when the stimulus money runs out."
Sarah Ninneman, 24
Madison, WI -
Stimulate This!
"I bought sex toys, liquor, drugs and glow sticks cause I figured if the government was going to give me money to stimulate the economy I should stimulate my mind as well! Thanks for the effort"
T, 28, retail slave
Tampa, FL -
Hasta la vista, money!
"Half of my house is a shrine to the Terminator franchise, and I squandered, er, "spent" my check (with the wife's blessing) on the new centerpiece of my collection- a Terminator 2 arcade machine!"
Datan0de, 38, IT drone
Tampa, FL -
STOCKHOLM
"Paid some of my CC down that paid for this movie I filmed.. now let's all hope it brings home the bacon!"
Jesse Swanson
Juneau, ALASKA -
Shot out of the sky...
"I wanted to buy these baader orthoscopic eyepieces for my telescope. But my wife said no... :-/ Now, I guess we're "saving"! The Universe wasn't enough for her. Geez."
Marcus G, 24, Tech guy
Tulsa, Oklahoma -
My Man HP!!
"I bought this harry potter garb as you guys can tell. Then my boyfriend Ryan told me that it wasn't nice that I was selfish with my purchase and told me to buy paint for our apartment with that money...i then did and now i have bought tover $400 worth of paint because my man Ryan changes his thoughts on colors daily...gosh men...haha...i do love my man HP!!! Oh kudos to the goverment for givng me this money!!! :)"
Larry Olson, 25, Bartender at Berlin
Chicago, IL -
Bush's Ballyhoo
"I purchased the completely unnecessary 'Pancake Puffs'. I saw the add on TV one night and new that I could not even justify the $20 purchase. Then came GWB's stimulus check! I used the rest to pay off a credit card, like a responsible American. "
Melissa Smith, 27, Artist
Orlando, Florida -
Defending a Terrorist
"My friend is accused of being a terrorist with the group Earth Liberation Front (ELF). I gave the money to her attorney. Government spending at its best."
aardvark, 35, Forestry
Olympia, WA -
Fingers Crossed
"I bought $50 worth of lottery tickets. But I didn't win :((((("
Maggie
Phoenix, AZ

