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  • I need a new President!

    "Even though I consider this stimulus package foolish and, most likely, ineffective, I have to admit that visions of a new flat screen TV began dancing in my head. Fortunately I came to my senses and realized I don't need a new TV, I need a new President! I will be giving a decent portion of our payment to Barack Obama."

    Heather, 43, home maker
    El Dorado Hills, CA

    9th May 2008 in Gifts & Donations | Discuss (16) |

  • Hasta la vista, money!

    "Half of my house is a shrine to the Terminator franchise, and I squandered, er, "spent" my check (with the wife's blessing) on the new centerpiece of my collection- a Terminator 2 arcade machine!"

    Datan0de, 38, IT drone
    Tampa, FL

    9th May 2008 in Electronics, Weird | Discuss (7) |

  • Spent in a drunken stupper

    "I bought this pitcher of beer, wah wah!"

    Steve C., 24, Sales
    Cypress, CA

    9th May 2008 in Food & Drink | Discuss (0) |

  • STOCKHOLM

    "Paid some of my CC down that paid for this movie I filmed.. now let's all hope it brings home the bacon!"

    Jesse Swanson
    Juneau, ALASKA

    9th May 2008 in Entrepreneurship, Movies & Music, Weird | Discuss (1) |

  • Goin' a Little Cabo Wabo!

    "I'm saving my $1500 stimulus check for my upcoming Mexican Riviera Cruise. It's the only way to go!!"

    Kathi
    Sacramento, CA

    9th May 2008 in Travel & Vacation | Discuss (0) |

  • A Real Economic Stimulus

    "I converted my stimulus payment into American Eagle silver coins. I view the stimulus as a foolish, inflationary move that will only worsen the core problem facing our economy - a falling dollar. This is my way of voicing opposition to politicians."

    John Serrao, 26, Freelance Web Designer/Writer
    Washington, DC

    9th May 2008 in Insurance | Discuss (3) |

  • Yehaw!!!!

    "Yehaw!!! We are on our way to Texas this summer. We were going to drive but since the gas is so high we are flying! Thanks George, now we can really enjoy our time in Texas!"

    Ginger, 41, fulltime mom/student
    Seminole, Florida

    9th May 2008 in Travel & Vacation | Discuss (0) |

  • Sharing the Wealth

    "In one week, we leave for our first European adventure - to Barcelona, the Costa Brava and southern France. Dubya, you've spent the last several years insulting the Europeans, so we thought we'd give them a little cash with your joke of a "stimulus package". Adieu!"

    E.K., 37, Office Manager
    Biloxi, MS

    9th May 2008 in Travel & Vacation | Discuss (0) |

  • What time is it? Tooth-hurty.

    "Wisdom teeth. I get to pay someone to inflict pain on me just because I have funny teeth. Oh well. But thanks, Dubya, your money is covering the 20% of the bill that my dental plan doesn't. The rest of the money is going towards a pimped out blender that's going to keep me from starving after the procedure."

    Amy C.
    San Francisco, CA

    9th May 2008 in Health & Medical | Discuss (15) |

  • Bathroom Breakdown

    "We finished renovating our new bathroom (on our card) and the check paid off our credit card debt!"

    Su-Lauren Wilson, 28, CFO Medical Supply Business
    Little Rock, Arkansas

    9th May 2008 in Debt/Credit Card, Home & Garden | Discuss (0) |
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