• I bought illegal fireworks, So sue me

    "Fireworks, which are higly illegal in my insurance industry owned state of Michigan. I bought hundreds of dollars worth. I didn't need the check, but if Uncie Sam is giving away money, I'll find an illegal way to spend it. Bottle rockets, Roman candles, firecrackers, and BIG BIG explosives to celebrate the stupidity that can be AMERICA!"

    Witch King, 45, Community Overlord
    Ypsilanti, MI

    30th Jun 2008 in Other | Discuss (7) |

Comments

  • You sir are reported!

    Posted by: Edna B. Jun 30th, 14:03

  • I hope you put out an eye and blow off your hand.

    Posted by: benny Jun 30th, 14:08

  • Just make sure you aim them towards the other side of the tracks if you know what I mean.

    Posted by: Mervin Yoder Jun 30th, 14:25

  • If you're the guy who has that crazy wild huge display in the Prospect park area every year, then you Sir, ROCK!!!

    Looking forward to another great show this year.

    Posted by: John M Jun 30th, 14:58

  • You're the most magnanimous cat on here. Your check will be shared with LOTS of people, these other selfish people are spending it on food and shelter and Canada.


    Posted by: Cousin Tad from up North Jun 30th, 16:55

  • just more american tax dollars being spent on blowing shi7 up.....

    Posted by: alicia ferrari Jul 2nd, 22:01

  • hilarious! Although, you are spending the fed's money to break a state law.... so the fed is probably just shrugging!

    Posted by: Tina Jul 3rd, 14:15

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