How I Spent My Stimulus

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• Heck, I'd have paid $6,000 just for them to leave my son alone.

  Posted by: Mark Lyndon Jul 7th, 15:35

• I think your son would have rather you spent $1200 on his nursery rather than paying to shrink his genitals. Hope you have some extra saved up since he'll undoubtably need some correction and/or treatment for meatal stenosis. My son came home whole and it didn't anything extra for him to do so, nor have we had any doctor's visits beyond routine vaccination.

  Posted by: JorgeM Jul 7th, 17:53

• Thank you.

  Posted by: Your Son's Future Girlfriend Jul 7th, 21:43

• You were born in 2008, not 500 B.C. Why did your parents even think this was a good idea?

  Posted by: Your Son's Girlfriend After He Leaves Nebraska Jul 8th, 05:46

• You gave your son genital reduction surgery with your stimulus check? You could've started a college fund for him instead so he could meet some educated women who would be happy that he had all of his penis!

  Posted by: Betsy Jul 9th, 12:58

• Wow. You mutilated your baby and you're actually bragging about it? Hey get this, nowadays we Americans actually believe in a little something called "human rights", which should include every person's right to his or her entire, normal, and healthy body. Go hang your heads in shame for thinking anyone would be impressed that you have a chunk of your son's genitals cut off for no reason.

  Posted by: Renee Jul 9th, 14:35

• Omigod!!
  
  Are you guys crazy? You must be. But for your child's sake, I hope they did not mess up your kid's weenie. Becasue, no matter how mad you get, or how sad, or even how much you sue for, assuming you get any money at all, it is not you that has to live with a messed-up weenie, but your child.
  
  I know. They did not do that good of a job removing my 4skin, (they cut off too much. I look like a peeled banana)and they messed up my brother's first boy. he had to take his week-old baby in for "corrective surgery. Surgery to fix something that should not have been done in the first place. He said "NO!" to his other two boys being butchered.
  
  I said "NO!" to having my son cut. He has never had problems. I am the one who 2 or 3 times a year has to get cranberry juice because of a bladder infection.
  
  By the way the 4skin is not skin. It is muscle fibre. That is what allows the "skin" to stretch so much. I bet you did not know that.
  
  I used my $600 to buy a new washing machine. I really believe I got a better investment. So are you going to have your son's 4skin pickled, and put it on a curio shelf?
  
  

  Posted by: Bill Jul 10th, 16:08

• Some lady in the future might appreciate the fact that your son doesn't have a cheese dick that looks like a nematode.

  Posted by: weenlover Jul 10th, 16:38

• Wow, there really are anti-circumcision nuts. I thought that was just something that was written as a joke for Arrested Development.

  Posted by: Chris Jul 11th, 13:29

• Besides removing the densely nerve-laden foreskin, circumcision removes 50% of the penile shaft skin and associated nerve endings. http://www.noharmm.org/IDcirc.htm

  Posted by: whatever Jul 14th, 11:34

• New Mommy & Daddy, you don't feel bad at all about taking care of your little boy. I think you did the right thing. I remember it was only $50.00 when my baby had it done, come to think of it it was 20 yrs ago, boy time flies. Hold that baby close they grow up too fast.

  Posted by: birtmr Jul 21st, 13:22

• Ummm... uncircumsized weenies are nasty looking and usually aren't kept as clean as they should be(boys will be boys and all). His future girlfriends will(silently) thank you!

  Posted by: glad my mans "clean shaven" Jul 23rd, 18:20

• Good going! That'll keep the little bugger from playing with that thing. Excellent anti-masturbatory prevention that.
  
  Make sure you keep him up to date with his enemas!
  
  Doctor Kellog

  Posted by: W.K. Kellog Aug 19th, 09:44

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