How I Spent My Stimulus

I bought a divorce

"I bought a divorce, and used the money to refresh my attorney retainer. I wanted to buy myself a set or rollerblades. I heard that they were fun and portable exercise to take anywhere. I envisioned myself skating during my lunch hour, or longer paved trails on weekends. Instead, with the retainer secured, I will skating out of this marriage. In the long run I know it was money well spent. "

rich pumpkinhead, college professional
bloomingburg, ny