“I spent my stimulus (and my husband’s, for that matter) on 3 months with my personal trainer. He is very stimulating.” April, 34, Legal secretaryLargo, FL
“Wisdom teeth. I get to pay someone to inflict pain on me just because I have funny teeth. Oh well. But thanks, Dubya, your money is covering the 20% of the bill that my dental plan doesn’t. The rest of the money is going towards a pimped out blender that’s going to keep me from …
“I bought a Merkur Futur safety razor with stand, soap bowl, Colonel Conk soap, and stinky badger brush. I will save money over the next few decades by using this razor. safety razor blades cost 15 to 30 cents apiece, as opposed to 3 bucks per Mach 3 blade. Plus I get closer shaves, AND …
“Thank you government, i bought me a nice fat sack of Herbage, it may be illegal, but you paid for it America, does that make you an accomplice? “ Michael, 30, ITMinneapolis, Minnesota
“I treated myself to tickets and a signing for my favorite band, Judas Priest. …And I am also paying my dentist for a bill I owed from 2 years ago Thanks Uncle Sam! Now I can be “Living After Midnight” this summer! “ Heather, 25, Regulatory AffairsLyndhurst, NJ
“I’ve wanted a Sonicare for awhile now. I guess the extra money made me feel a better about spending $100 on a toothbrush. I’ve only had it for a day, but I love it.” Ben Goldberg, WaiterSan Diego, CA