“I bought nothing as I apparently make too much money to get a rebate and some of my own money back. In fact, I owed even more in taxes because I got hit with the AMT. Nice.” MikeLos Angeles, CA
“I spent my stimulus check on some sparkley jewelry, a new cellphone and a new webcam so I can talk to my soon-to-be husband, whom you’re about to ship off to Iraq to maybe die for your goddamn oil wells. “ Caity, 19, StudentManhattan, Kansas
“I paid some one to make this design for me. The rest I used to pay off my student loans. Thanks Dubya for giving me free money to pay off the money you loaned. How sweet is that?” Bill BurnsTroutdale, OR
“I couldn’t buy anything. The government decided that a 21 year-old working college student, who will graduate with over $20,000 in “subsidized” debt raking in an interest rate of nearly 5% over the fed rate, doesn’t deserve any money because I “can” be claimed as a dependent. Thank you, United States, for continuing to screw …