I bought illegal fireworks, So sue me

“Fireworks, which are higly illegal in my insurance industry owned state of Michigan. I bought hundreds of dollars worth. I didn’t need the check, but if Uncie Sam is giving away money, I’ll find an illegal way to spend it. Bottle rockets, Roman candles, firecrackers, and BIG BIG explosives to celebrate the stupidity that can be AMERICA!”

Witch King, 45, Community Overlord
Ypsilanti, MI