Stimulus Check: The Love Letter

“Dear Stimulus Check, I will miss you. I held you in my hands for a total of a day. That is, before the mean evil dentist sensed you sitting in my purse. She insisted I hand you over to her in the full amount. I intended to spend you on shoes and booze. Ah well. Love, Laurne”

Lauren Bojangles, 26, Marketing Manager
Los Angeles, CA