Preparing For The Worst

“I stashed my $600.00 stimulus check in my money market account to prepare for when I am replaced by an unqualified H-1B Visa worker. I received my notice last week that I have to train my replacement to take my job away from me. I wonder how the training will go since the person I have to train doesn’t know how to spell and can barely speak English. When my stimulus, unemployment and money market account run out of money I am going to walk away from my mortgage and leave the wreckage for the next administration to cleanup. Isn’t America great?”

Chris, 44, Information Technology
New London, CT