This Economy is for the Dogs

“We decided to adopt a pug puppy named Ralph. The stimulus check should cover the adoption fee, vet visits, shots, heartworm pills, toys, obedience school, neutering….and the cost of dry cleaning the down comforter he decided to pee on the other morning! My sister suggested I name the dog George after the prez…but I couldn’t do that to this little face!”

Kelly, 26, Microscopist
Minneapolis, Minnesota