“We support a strong dollar policy”

“I went 20 years into the future and spent $1200 on some candy.

Would have liked to buy something made in future America, but America in 2038 is one of the poorer territories controlled by China. The only thing made in America in 2038 is rubber dog crap, and the Chinese still make it better.”

Lookit Myjaws, 35, Shepherd
Washington, DC