Fat Fi’s Tube Head

“My fierce hound, Fidel the People’s Wiener, picked a fight with a bigger dog (again!), suffered some blows, but was generally fine. Three days later, his pin head swelled to the size of a large orange. Hence, the brain drain. Since I’m totally underemployed right now, I used the Man’s $ to pay for Fi’s surgery. At least he got his teeth cleaned while under, too.”

eva, 42, writer/editor
Portland, OR